I have been doing a lot of learning lately. Most of it has not been useful. I drank away a good portion of it. The rest makes sense but does not help a lot. Kind of like everyone’s education I assume. There are probably better teachers out there but unless they come to my house I will not be able to learn from them. The internet is expensive. Here are some things I tell myself because one day I might finally listen.
Life lessons:
shave
shave again it has been a week you damn animal
do not leave the mustache
eat
three times a day dude two pieces of toast will not keep you alive
exercise
maybe cut down on the exercise until you eat again
do not walk 20 kilometres home because you are too embarrassed to ask for a lift
that is not exercise that is stupid
write
write well
I said well dammit
play videogames
it is alright they are good for you
better than cigarettes
stop smoking
shit no wait smoke something
stop drinking
in the morning
you do not need that much coffee
if you are not doing anything
sleep
about half the amount that you do
take pills
that doctors tell you to
work
dungeons and dragons only counts if you make money from it
you do not
read
books
good books
there is such thing
clean your room
again
stop messing up your room
please
stop staring at the roof
there is nothing up there
people are worried
talk
not to me there are plenty of other people
yes they get your jokes
draw
it will keep you humble
because you are not very good
maybe stop being too humble but
people are worried
trust
not everyone idiot
do not call yourself names
wait maybe you are supposed to
ask someone if that is normal
love
not that much
maybe a little more
almost got it
nup
shit this is like trying to do heart surgery with a sledgehammer
be brave
not angry it is not the same thing
laugh
like you are not in a horror movie
say something lord of the ringsy
you will feel better
the road is long yet and when you reach the end the people you find will wish you were there all along
nailed it
you are going to be fine slugger
Skydekkerix 