The kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of you.

I have been doing a lot of learning lately. Most of it has not been useful. I drank away a good portion of it. The rest makes sense but does not help a lot. Kind of like everyone’s education I assume. There are probably better teachers out there but unless they come to my house I will not be able to learn from them. The internet is expensive. Here are some things I tell myself because one day I might finally listen.

 

Life lessons:

 

shave

 

shave again it has been a week you damn animal

 

do not leave the mustache

 

eat

 

three times a day dude two pieces of toast will not keep you alive

 

exercise

 

maybe cut down on the exercise until you eat again

 

do not walk 20 kilometres home because you are too embarrassed to ask for a lift

 

that is not exercise that is stupid

 

write

 

write well

 

I said well dammit

 

play videogames

 

it is alright they are good for you

 

better than cigarettes

 

stop smoking

 

shit no wait smoke something

 

stop drinking

 

in the morning

 

you do not need that much coffee

 

if you are not doing anything

 

sleep

 

about half the amount that you do

 

take pills

 

that doctors tell you to

 

work

 

dungeons and dragons only counts if you make money from it

 

you do not

 

read

 

books

 

good books

 

there is such thing

 

clean your room

 

again

 

stop messing up your room

 

please

 

stop staring at the roof

 

there is nothing up there

 

people are worried

 

talk

 

not to me there are plenty of other people

 

yes they get your jokes

 

draw

 

it will keep you humble

 

because you are not very good

 

maybe stop being too humble but

 

people are worried

 

trust

 

not everyone idiot

 

do not call yourself names

 

wait maybe you are supposed to

 

ask someone if that is normal

 

love

 

not that much

 

maybe a little more

 

almost got it

 

nup

 

shit this is like trying to do heart surgery with a sledgehammer

 

be brave

 

not angry it is not the same thing

 

laugh

 

like you are not in a horror movie

 

say something lord of the ringsy

 

you will feel better

 

the road is long yet and when you reach the end the people you find will wish you were there all along

 

nailed it

 

you are going to be fine slugger

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