I am not very good at opinions. The nature of my reality is so fragile that I just broke it by thinking about it. I find it hard to have arguments. I see things from a lot of viewpoints. I don’t tend to play devil’s advocate as much as the devil’s stoned little brother who just wants to talk about cartoons. I realize this makes me a pretty terrible human being though, so I am going to give it as good a go as I got. Let’s do this.
Opinions
There is no god
Actually I guess if I was a god I would be hesitant to reveal myself to a bunch of angry apes with machine guns
Even if they wrote some books about how angry I am
That would make me pretty angry
God hates us
Though he might not
I assume he probably isn’t just another really big ape with control over the weather
I should stop saying he
God could be a girl
Actually he is probably neither
He/she
It
God could be just a sequence of coincidences with the appearance of will
Do I believe in coincidence?
No
Unless, you know, it happens
Maybe I should start smaller
The government sucks
Well about as much as other governments
Unless that is just what the government wants me to think
I don’t really have an alternative but
I used to be for socialism but I realized I don’t want to eat millet and work on a farm
Working kind of sucks
Unless you love your job
I guess no dice there
Ooh I could have an opinion on immigration
We should allow everyone into our country
Because fuck the government
That might need work
There are animals here too
I don’t want them all to die
I mean before their time
We should protect the environment
The parts we don’t need to live
That doesn’t really leave much
We should stop dropping piles of shit in the ocean at least
Maybe fire the shit into space
That would probably cause a lot of carbon emissions
A lot of people way smarter than me are working on this
I guess that means I should stop thinking about it
Unless I am the smartest guy on the planet and I don’t know it
There is absolutely no way of finding that out
God sucks
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