Giant Grey Puma Hoodie

Hey I know you/ya’ll done thought I forgot about my beautiful collections of brain shits on this here website but truth is I been busier than the Devil on valentines day and I aint written a damn thing but what I had to as dictated by my responsibilities. I had a spare Ima say fifteen minutes cos I done better on my work than I thought I would so I knocked you up a lil poem to show that I aint forgotten and promise that Ima put some more regular bits of me up soon when I get some damn peace and quiet. Here’s a little poem about one of my favourite/least favourite albums depending on what period of Hystorye we are in (Time is a wave not a particle).

The Bends

Hey, let me slip

on the memories of arseholes past.

                  Let my self-pity puddle

                  so I can slurp it up like a mongrel dog.

                                    I will guitar solo my woes

                                    into high percentage tears,

                                                      and relax my weary bones

                                                      into a depression hoodie

                                                                        the size of my

                                                                        sad, little world.

                                                                                          Boo-hoo, I say.

                                                                                          Boo-hoo.

                                                                                                            I don’t have time

                                                                                                            for Radiohead.

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